Bagpipes can kill.
Not that I believe we have a huge audience of people that play Bagpipes – but this warrants immediate release. A man was killed by his bagpipes. No, he didn’t trip over them or get strangled by them – nothing like that. Apparently continual blowing into bagpipes can cause a fungus environment to breed inside the bagpipes. The dead bagpiper breathed in this bagpipe fungus and died from it. Doctors have been aware of this condition for years, dubbing this condition “Bagpipe Lung.” Bagpipers…..might wanna think about cleaning the inside of that thing periodically. I never had any interest in playing the bagpipes – today, even less.