Get away as fast as possible.
Not sure how it happened. When Hollywood needs a leading man to manage a travel catastrophe, it chooses Tom Hanks everytime.
In Apollo 13, the Spacecraft blew up.
In Captain Phillips, the Ship was hijacked by Pirates.
In Castaway, He survived a 747 crash landing in the ocean.
In Sully (opening Friday), He lands a 737 in the Hudson River.
In The Terminal, he friggin’ lives at the Airport.
In Turner & Hooch, a giant dog slobbers all over the inside of his car.
You Get the Idea. If waiting to board a plane, boat, ski-lift, rollercoaster, anything that moves – you look up and see Tom Hanks standing there – look for a movie camera. If there isn’t one, run for your life.