Get it free.
Behold – the Clydesdaleshoe. Over 7 pounds of Hamburger, Toast, Fries & Cheese – sold exclusively at The Boars Nest Athens Illinois. Sit down, order – and start the clock. It’s completely free if you consume it in under 60 minutes. $18.50 if you fail. How do you train for an eating feat like this? Go to any restaurant and order a horseshoe. When you’re about 80% finished, order another one. When you’re 80% finished with the second one – order another. When that one is 80% inside you – order another. Eat that fourth horseshoe – and you’re ready for primetime.
Here’s a question. Say you eat it all. What do you do then? How about a round of golf? Swimming? Bike ride? Ya gotta be kidding. Recliner. Sleep.